4 year old conversations

Monster and I have the most random, awesome, amusing conversations. He has them with everyone!!! 

I've started a list, and I am sure you can use a laugh!!!

Monster: What's my name?
....
A... X.... E.... L
Me: Good Job! Now what's your last name?
Monster: Giles, but i have another last name, but i like Giles. 
Me: Ohhh? Me too!

Monster: Mommy, whats your name?
Me: Mommy... 
Monster: No, you're other name?
Me: Nikki?
Monster: Yes. That's right. Good job Mommy!! Now, whats your last name?
Me: Giles?
Monster: No your other last name!
Me: Um...?
Monster: You know mommy, the one that starts with a "buh" (sounding out b)
Me: Beyer?
Monster: Yes mommy. Good Job!
Me: But that's not my last name anymore!
Monster: Mommy, you know what?
Me: What?
Monster: My father is Jesus. 
Me: You're right!
Monster: But what is his last name?

Monster has a crush... Her name is Hadiyah... she's 14!! (a friend's daughter). HE LOVES HER!! 
We were driving to family pictures a couple of weeks ago, after he first met her. this is the convo we had..
Me: So, I hear you were giving away my snuggles last night... 
Monster: um.. i think YEP!
Me: You're not supposed to snuggle with anyone but mommy... Maybe Grandma... I'll let you snuggle with her. 
Monster: But I was 'nuggling with Ahdeeah!
Me: But... why?
Monster: Because I like her! 
Me: Ohhhh?
Monster: Yeah... I'm going to pick something special to give her for Christmas!

-Ohh brother... fast forward a week (this past weekend)

Dinner at a friends house- adults were playing a game and the kids were watching a movie. Monster and Hadiyah were snuggling watching Toy Story... and apparently he got hot:

M: I'm hot, so I'm going to take off my shirt 
H: Ok. 
-struggling to get it off because he's laying down
H: Maybe if you sat up, you'd be able to get it off better. 
M: -sits up, takes off shirt- You were right. good job. 
-silence for a minute
M: You can take yours off too, if you want. 
H: Um.. That's ok, I am good... 

M: I know some realllllllllly bad words, you want to know them!?
H: Sure... 
M: Okay, they're bad.
H: Ok!
M: Stupid, retard, and SERIOUS! (I don't like when he calls people stupid, i don't let him call people retard/retarded, and I don't know why SERIOUS is bad.)
H: ohhhh.
M: Yeah, Serious is the baddest one!

This is just a couple to help you get thru your Tuesday!!